I am sorry! (Already)
The following content might cause offence to those who pack cameras before clothes.
I recently vacationed with a photographer, and my god! They are a pain in the ass. Many reasons have made me reach the conclusion of deeming them as an absolute waste of time. And here are a few.
They are super slow walkers. Always behind you, taking stupid pictures.

You are always under the irritable threat of getting captured. No moment is spared.

They will definitely fade out of conversations to take pictures of the landscape. And you are not always ready for the shift.

You sometimes wonder why they even wanted you along, because all they are interested in are the surroundings.

In fact, they would much rather talk to local strangers than you.

Arguments often end in you unwillingly posing for pictures.

And those pictures are often pathetic.

The photographer's mate, at some point during the trip, will go nuts and click random pictures.

I mean why is there a picture of this stupid bird.

And this ugly dog.

Let me warn you, you will definitely end up with more pictures than memories.

Just a

lot

of

pictures.

Essentially, never travel with a photographer. They will make you very unhappy.

Hope you got the silly sarcasm.