Money. Check. Tickets. Check. Perfect Facebook Status. Check. Ready to board the plane? Oh Yes! but before you can kick start your vacation, your mind will be in overdrive. Here’s a dialogue of thoughts you’re guaranteed to have at the airport as you head through departures
1. Oh my God, I left my passport/ticket at home.
2. Damn you security queue, Is the whole city traveling with me or what?
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3. Decision Time: which line looks the shortest?
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4. F***, I picked the wrong one.
5. Take my shoes and my belt off? How about I just get completely naked?
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6. And I’m walking in a public space without shoes on.
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7. Oh, this guy thought he could get away without taking off his belt. *Sarcastic Grin*
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8. Mustn't forget to check in on Facebook. What’s the smuggest status update I can come up with?
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9. Are they judging the contents of my bag right now? Can they see the wadded up ball of underwear?
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10. Thank god that’s over.
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11. Looking at the departure board and thinking, ' Don’t be delayed. Please don’t be delayed.'
12. How will I spend my next hour killing time here? Food to the rescue.
13. Oh, look, a mutated burger for ₹500. There’s gotta be something better.
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14. Nope.
15. I've come crawling back to you, burger.
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16. Now I can't smoke. Shit.
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17. Why can't they have a smoking lounge?
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18. That boy is hot! and that one too, and that one, and how the hell did I miss that one?
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19. Wow! all the waiting area seats are taken.
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20. Do I have time to go to the washroom?
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21. Are we boarding yet?
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22. How about now?
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23. Now????????
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24. I wonder who will sit next to me.
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25. Proceed to departure gate? Alright then *Happy Dance*
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26. Call my zone. Call my zone. Call my zone. They called my zone, Runnn!
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27. Say hello to the good life, Holiday Time!
Do any of these resonate with you? Share your thoughts with me by commenting below.
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