The water is grimy, people are vulgar, and the sun will kill you. It’s time we were honest with ourselves about the horror of beaches in India.
Here are 11 absolutely justified reasons why Indian beaches are the worst.
1. Indians don't understand cleanliness, our beaches are dirty.
Bangaram Beach, Lakshwadeep Credits: Wikipedia
2. The water is Dark, Greasy, and Disgusting.
Beach No. 5, Havelock, Andaman Islands Credits: 1ieve
3. There are no exceptional beach parties in India.
Absolutely None.
Sunburn Festival, Goa Credits: Sunburn.in
4. Beaches in India are always overcrowded
Kavaratti Islands, Lakshadweep Credits: Indiatravels.com
5. The scenery never changes! same blue sky, blue water.
Sunset at the Andaman Sea Credits: Dmitry Sumin
Sunset at the Andaman sea Credits: Phuket@photographer.net
6. There is nothing interesting happening on beaches in India.
Elephant Beach, Havelock Islands Credits: MSDN Holidays
Never ever!
Sand Sculpture, Konark Credits: PARSHOTAM LAL TANDON
7. People are always intruding. No personal space on beaches in India.
Palolem Beach, Goa Copyright: Arundhati Sridhar
They will follow you everywhere.
Goa Copyright: Arundhati Sridhar
8. There's a dearth of good shacks and food on Indian beaches.
You can't find even one good place,
Shack in Goa Credits: Stephen Barber
Serving mouthwatering food.
Goan Food Credits: Timescity
9. You can only spot cows and dogs on beaches in India.
Anjuna Beach, Goa Copyright: Arundhati Sridhar
Diu Copyright: Harleen Kalsi
10. You don't meet interesting people on beaches in India.
Goa Credits
Not even one!
Goa Credits
11. There's nothing to do on an Indian beach.
Credits: Goa Tourist Places
Absolutely Nothing!
Credits: Watersportsingoa
Don't get me wrong. I love India and everything about it as much as you do. Sure, the beaches in India are not flawless but isn't that with everything in life? I hope this post puts a big, big, big smile on your face and an even more accomplished feeling of being Indian!
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