After watching Beautiful Beaches and Exquisite Churches, I drowned elegantly and fell for Goa. 

I sat on my seat and closed my eyes to think 'What all sorts of Papad-Belle' thing I did to come Goa alone?' Yes, the most wonderfully awesome part was I purchased 'Tinder Plus' and had placed myself at Panjim so the girls there can swipe me right. I know, that is a heaven of the idea. PS- Dear Tinder, You can check my Tinder account. It really works. Thank you.

Another thing was that I haven't told my parents yet that I am in 'Zero Company' Trip. Thirdly, all my different categories of friends assume that I am with the other group of friends and it goes with the another.

Well, a big budget trip to Goa had been backed by the six months savings I did from the Content Writing job. Of Course, I am going to spend my 31st night there and anything can happen. In excitement, I had done shopping of more than 10k but off the topic, the magnificent feeling that kicked my head and heart was ineffable.

The best candle light dinner I did was there. The sound of the waves, nobody around me, none beside me and not a single person to talk to, still, I couldn't feel lonely but bliss. I had not imagined such feeling inside my brilliant brains but finally, it happened. I couldn't remember anything probably after few of the drinks I had that day. PS- I don't drink often but when I do, I forget things. :D

I wrote, I drank, I observed, I thought, I slept, I woke up, I ate, I walked, I touched, I felt and I did all the actions, tangible and intangible actions, but I knew one thing: Time flies so slow when you are alone and I got one secret formula to live in this world more and more. Einstein was right about the 'Relativity'; I trust him wholeheartedly. Yes, I know Einstein, bro. I am a mechanical engineer.

'The Weak Point Dealer' and 'Will You Walk A Mile?' had every efforts but it somehow didn't reach the heart. I have to reach there and penetrate that boundary. Goa, help me.

The city is so different. Panjim is so cool, people are so amazingly sweet and come on, Bhavik, talk about the girls. Damn man, Girls from every corner of the world. They smoke hotttttttttt. Not going off the topic but since I was alone, I got the privilege to do anything and everything. So guess where I headed myself?

Casino. Yes, That's where I called my second girl. 'Boat Ride Ki Boat Ride Aur Casino Ka Casino'

Well, the 'Chasma' of two types, Hat and Cap, Sleeveless and Full-sleeve tee, there was these combination of all I wanted to wear and there was no one to ditch me to it. But, trust me, I intuited that I will win and you want proof? I video-d it. Girl, I won 10k. Hahahaha. Nandini (who didn't mind when I asked her to put her name here) couldn't believe that I can be so lucky that I was winning in dice game with the oddest combinations and permutations. We continued to talk around and since I was in 'Performance Pressure' to impress this girl, I smattered many times which she noticed very observantly. I couldn't impress her apart from the 'Game Part' but that wasn't actually me, that was my 'Luck'. We left from the Casino without sharing our numbers and the sad part was that she unmatched me. Reality. I had to face it.

I focused on the good part. Maybe, she was my 'lucky charm'. She came, made me win and went. Just like an angel. Well, adding more scintillating thoughts to my millions, I moved on.

Being a wannabe rapper, I got the immense privilege to rock it wherever I go. The hustle of my confused brain with the tricky heart was now over as I made peace with the 'Solitude' thing. The Fort, the rocks, the smell, the view, the couples holding each other's hand, guys speaking their slangs fascinated me because there was no solo 'Daring' Dude or Douche. Again, I felt uniquely differently proud.

Yes, it became really difficult for me to sometimes all the memories with me as I could do only 'Selfie' stuff but again, who cares? It's all in my brilliant brains. I am a writer, a smart one. I walked, paused, stopped, ran, walked, and expressed every single thoughts out of the thousands that ruled my brain till date.

I felt ecstatic. Thank God, I came alone. This thought stayed until these happened.

The third girl who had not come online after I entered Goa replied me. She said, "Let's Go Clubing." Could I have felt more relaxation? No, man. I shouted like anything and then, I dressed the best. The Hip Hop Tshirt that I purchased was specially manufactured for the dance floor. The beanie cap looked cool on it. The spectacles added more feathers to my cap. Haha.

I dressed like a hip hop dancer and when I was about to go to a pub. The bouncers reminded me that I was with a girl. I felt bliss again. Not with any hot chic, but a cute one. Uffff. Phew. Duhh. I never managed to trap,lure, attract, manipulate, deceive, impress (or any +/- adjectives) girls. It's fine. That day was different. Because I danced so 'Gujaratily English' on the dance floor that the crowd cheered for me.

Really. That was the best and the worst feeling. Best because I didn't care about the others and proudly jumped with my 'So called date' :D and worst because I was pressurized to impress her.

When MS Dhoni gave the ball to Joginder, even Jog didn't believe it and had faith, but Dhoni does. Same thing happened to us. I lost all the confidence from the prior two 'Flopped Dates'; she just made it so easy.

Not getting our eyes talk because of the crowd, we decided to leave it early and yes, we went for the beach. People have always told me about 'Being You' and it was the only risk I could take.

'I don't like clubbing. I am more of a beach guy.'

She looked stunned. I thought she would run away.

'Umm. Really? You are all perfectly dressed to dance, dealer'

She really spoke the book title at utmost lavishness.

'It was to impress you. I am a writer. I try to fit to the places I go so that I can know the 'Real Them'. I do rapping, I can definitely rock the dance floor; but peace seduces me more.'

'Now, Mr.writer is talking.'

The lesser she spoke, the stronger her lines were.

'Oh, so, why don't Shafali talk?'

'Because Shafali is a shy girl who is out with a guy, strange TINDER guy, at Goa. I am here with my girl friends. They don't know about these all. I hope this is not embarrassing'.

I don't remember it exactly but this is something I said,"Look Shafali, Goa is a place where we try to mask ourselves and be like Ranbir-Deepika-Corsica. Some succeeds, gets through it; some fails and admit it. I confess that I love my trip alone and being with someone was the myth I was carrying with and so all these dating dramas. I can enjoy alone. I must tell you that I dated two girls before you, they both rejected me. I seriously don't know the reason why. That is the beauty of it. I guess, you will do the same. I don't regret. I know that it's hard to believe a guy who dates girls every, now and then but.. You know what I imagined before you arrived? That I will sleep with you eventually. But, your few consistently sweet and innocent lines faded me off that track and now, I just want to be anonymous to you and talk and talk until you are tired because I won't. I am here to bear that rational load, virtual pressure, and physical stress that I don't get in my mundane life. You are pretty. I think you should speak something otherwise, you will hold the world record of the 'Best Boring Listener'.'

She laughed. Yes, some good news from my 'Being Me'.

Again, I don't know what were the exact words but, she said,"I don't want to be anonymous. I checked you out on Google. You are famous. Luckily, I am from Gujarat, too. But, as an innocent girl you mentioned, I would rather meet you (absolutely) somewhere there. Here is my number........."

I can't say "I enjoyed as much as the beard guy with the hot chic, family trip wale members or 4 bachelors (Girls/Boys)." But yes, I can certainly say that at the place where you are meant to be with someone special and when you trust your instinct and make that someone special 'Yourself', it's the greatest-sweetest-auspicious feeling that you can never forget."

I can never forget. The girl and I are good friends. She is getting engaged. She didn't ruin it when I blabbered. Guess again, I think why she was on Tinder. Who am I to judge? Thank God, Tinder is considered broadly and people are now not here only for dating. India is progressing.

....Because in the end, it's you who will be with you FOREVER. I just started practicing it.........

PS- Some 'Hangover' Shots that #SwipeVeryRight

I love you, Goa. I hate you, loneliness.

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