10 Cool Things You Didn't Know about Cologne!

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I'm reminded of our walking tour during our travel to Cologne.

Our guide was this giggly, chirpy woman called Alice who welcomed us into the group and, shortly after, started the tour with making jokes about Colognians (before anyone reading this begins secretly plotting to murder me, I want to clarify that these jokes were completely innocent and also kinda cute by German standards).

She said that the people of Cologne are very different from the rest of Germany. Do I think she was right? We'll find out soon.

Cologne Travel: 10 Awesome Things You Didn’t Know

While Cologne rakes up images of either the massive Cologne Cathedral (which is a must-visit when you're there), or reminds you of the Eu de Cologne (that actually gets its name from the city, yaasss), there are so many other little quirks, intricate details that shape Cologne to be the city it is!

That aside, it's the largest city in North Rhine-Westphalia and is often considered one of the most liberal places in Germany.

Here are 10 such surprising things you should know before you plan your Cologne visit:

1. Cologne was Originally a Roman Military Camp

Some 2000 years ago, Roman soldiers set their base in this tiny urban settlement of the Ubii, a Germanic tribe in the area. Romans started mingling with women from the Ubii clan, and in time, a village was established by the name of "Colonia" (Literally takes a village!)

What followed was a lot of people movement, development, and in course of time, this became a major trade and production center for the Roman empire.

2. Colognians are Noticeably Different

I'm not one to stereotype, but coming from the south of Germany I can tell you that the disposition of the people in Cologne is massively different from Bavaria.

Case in point: We drove from Nuremberg to Cologne, parked our car after some initial struggle (remind me to tell you more about that), and were soon walking around like typical tourists, eyes glued to our phones, navigating our way through the labyrinth Cologne streets. This woman came along, asked us if we were trying to get to the city center. We vigorously nodded and she told us we'd been walking in the wrong direction.

That was when I learned two important lessons:

- I look like a perplexed, out of place tourist no matter where I go. About time I made my peace with that.

- The woman was SO SWEET! She had literally no personal gain in guiding us but she did! So, yeah, I figured the people in Cologne really are quite nice.

It wasn't just this interaction, though. Everyone you meet in Cologne is fun, jovial, perpetually smiling, basically kinda loosened up. It's no surprise that Cologne hosts the biggest carnival celebration in Germany and if you know anything about it, you know the sheer debauchery those few days entail.

3. Parking is a Nightmare

Okay so this is issued in public interest: I know that parking in Europe can, in general, drive people up the wall (pun intended. Wow, I'm too funny!)

If you, like us, are driving to/within Cologne and are scouting for a free parking spot in the city center, forget about it. It's packed - like, all the time!!

Apparently, Cologne does get a rather huge influx of tourists throughout the year and that coupled with locals taking up spots here and there, doesn't leave much for people like you and I. So I'm just trying to save you time - don't bother looking for free spots. it's an exercise in frustration.

If you can, try parking outside the city center. It makes a great walk plus you burn 'em calories, too! Else, see if you can find an open spot at one of the parking garages (Parkhaus). It's just for EUR 2 per hour (much cheaper than the open paid parking spots in the city).

4. The Cologne Cathedral is a Big Deal

... but you probably already know that! No brownie points, sorry.

What you didn't know is that the cathedral is literally visible from every corner of Cologne. No matter where you go, just turn around and there's a very high chance you'd get a peek of the Kölner Dom. It's visibly MASSIVE.

And needless to say, the Cologne Cathedral is an intrinsic part of the historical identity and cultural personality of the city.

Random but fun fact: 93% of Cologne was destroyed during World War II attack on Germany by the Allied forces. The city was in a shambles but the one building that was deliberately not bombed was the Cologne Cathedral. Owing to its height and sheer size, it served as an easily recognizable landmark for the Allied troops to pick out zones for the bombing.

5. Stumbling Stones are Ubiquitous

The world can bear testimony to how the Germans have gone far and beyond to always acknowledge their past and the horrors of the holocaust.

Stolperstein or "Stumbling Stones" are one such example of their retribution for what the past endured. These are miniature memorials carved into the ground next to where victims of the holocaust last lived before being killed or taken prisoner.

The names put on there aren't accidental; you can look up the name online and find corresponding details about the individual, his/her family, etc.

More of a country-wide appearance, these stones are especially noticeable in the streets of Cologne at multiple locations. Keep an eye out for them, and when you stumble upon one such stone, don't forget to say a silent prayer.

6. There are 11 Rules to be Colognian

The people of Cologne take massive pride in who they are.

Colognians are relaxed and more chilled out than their German counterparts. Where does this calm, que sera sera manner of living come from?

Well, if you'd like to emulate the Colognian way of life, there's a set of 11 guidelines to get you started!

Yes, there's legit a set of rules called Kölsches Grundgesetz or Cologne Basic Law, which covers the following 11 rules to be Colognian. The Grundgesetz has been passed on through generations; the locals swear by these rules and use them as a yardstick for living the good life. Bookmark these for later:

- Et es wie et es (it is like it is): If you can't change much, accept it and move on.

- Et kütt as wie et kütt (it comes as it comes): Good things take time and you cannot change their course.

- Et hätt noch emmer joot jejange (it has always worked out): It's screwed up right now, but it'll work out in the end.

- Wat fott es, es fott (what is gone, is gone): Complaining about bygones is futile.

- Et bliev nix wie et wor (nothing will be like it was): Change is the only constant. Be open to new things.

- Kenne mer nit, bruche mer nitt, fott domet (we don't know it, we don't need it): Take things with a pinch of salt. Not all innovations are practical.

- Wat wellste maache (what do you want to do?): Submit to your destiny.

- Maach et joot, ävver nit zo off (do it well, but not too often): Prioritize quality over quantity.

- Wat soll dä Kwatsch (what's the pointless talk?): Don't fuss about little things.

- Drinkste ene met (are you having a drink with me/us?): Demonstrates Colognian hospitality.

- Do laachste dech kapott (laugh until you cry): Always keep your sense of humor.

7. Beer is Bae

... as it is in most parts of Germany. But Cologne has a special type of beer called the Kölsch which is held to a very high standard. Goes without saying, it's a significant part of the Cologne travel experience.

Thanks to the Kölsch Convention of 1985, this beer cannot be brewed anywhere outside of Cologne. There's more: You cannot brew Kölsch if the pillars of the Cologne Cathedral aren't visible from your brewery. Legit.

Fun fact: Unlike in Bavaria where beer is typically served in 1 liter mugs (think tall Oktoberfest beer stein sizes), Colognians feel the beer must be consumed quickly as it tends to lose its flavor when allowed to sit. This is more of a Westphalia phenomenon, but while traveling in Cologne, get ready to drink beer in tiny 200 ml glasses. I'm serious!

8. Going Bananas Gets a Whole New Meaning in Cologne

Big Cologne travel tip: Keep an eye out for a banana sign that looks like this:

In the 1980s, Thomas Baumgärtel, an art student started spray painting bananas on the doors and buildings of art galleries in Cologne, as a way to bring to light the sudden boom in art spaces and wannabe artists. This transformed into a movement and over a period of time, the banana became the Michelin Star for art galleries.

The coveted banana now has a presence in many countries around the world and every such banana is spray-painted by Baumgärtel with specific dimensions and a carefully developed style. In fact, he visits two cities per year to honor art locations with his sought after banana spray art!

9. Cologne Has a Rathaus with a Sense of Humor

The Cologne City Hall or Rathaus is an important building and houses the city council, part of the government, and other important offices.

The building has 130 stone sculptures of prominent personalities, including that of Martin Luther.

Now, here's where it gets interesting: When you're traveling to Cologne, make sure to visit the Rathaus. You'll notice that among all the sculptures there's one that looks particularly off. Take a closer peek and you'll realize it's actually the sculpture of a man sucking on his own you-know-what. I'M NOT KIDDING YOU!

So as it turns out, Konrad von Hochstaden was the Archbishop in Cologne in the 13th century. A good guy that he may have been, he took the unprecedented decision to start taxing beer. * cue shock and horror *

This clearly didn't sit well with the people, who colluded with the townhall architect to carve his sculpture in a way to serve him what he deserved. Hence the nasty, albeit hilarious sight, on the Rathaus.

Basically, proof that Colognians have a sense of humor. Which also happens to be one of the 11 tenets of the Kölsches Grundgesetz (refer to point 6 above)!

10. Eau de Cologne Origins

Eau de Cologne, as we know it, very evidently has the term "Cologne" in it, which signals its connection with the German city.

Literally meaning "water from Cologne", the perfume was developed in Cologne at the end of the 17th century by Giovanni Maria Farina, an Italian perfume maker. During the French occupation of Germany, Napolean Bonaparte took a liking to the fragrance, and it was renamed Eau de Cologne 4711 (thanks to the house number of the building it was produced in).

There's also an exhibition come store called 4711 in Glockengasse where you can buy the OG fragrance from.

Bonus Cool Fact!

So there's the concept of the "Kiosk" in North Rhine-Westphalia, where you can buy confectioneries and beer, because Germany.

The locals often do beer crawls at Kiosks where they meet up at one of these stores, have a drink and move to the next. Quite the ideal way to spend an evening, I feel. Your thoughts? 😀