Ever wondered where would you fit best? What country will absolutely work out for your head and heart. Take a look at my attempt to again superficially figure out bigger issues of life through stars in the sky who I am very sure don't really give a damn.
Just kidding.
No.
Anyway,
Aries (March 21- April 19)
United States
Imagine a bunch of materialist multi-cultural people living and breathing on each other's neck. Sounds like the perfect place for you, doesn't it?
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
New Zealand
The country is so beautiful that it will validate your need for isolation and enable the loner in you. You can lie to your friends about having some great solo plan, and they will absolutely believe you. Because that's how self sufficient of a country New Zealand is.
Gemini (May 20- June 19)
Like your possible multiple personality disorder, which on good days makes you fun and fascinating and on bad ones a complete mess, Spain too offers the same package. Only it's people can sometimes avoid the messy bit, unlike those around you. Basically you feel right at home here.
Cancer (June 20- July 22)
The warm shores and hearts of Ireland are perfect for cradling your home bodies. Kind of like India but with much better people (just kidding! Or am I?), Ireland prioritizes relationships with friends and family.
Leo (July 23- August 23)
If there is any country which can suppress your egotism with invincible spirit of solidarity and bring out the party lover in you. The tightly knit communal feel and energy of Brazil will drown your senseless growling and have rolling happily.
Virgo (August 24- September 22)
Why do you think this tiny country has one of world's richest banks? Because it plays safe. And you play safe too, but that doesn't mean you aren't fun. When summer comes you are the first one to knock their socks off. Of course you won't be lying naked on a park bench, and Sweden will satisfy you in both moods.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
You are basically very nit picky and make a fuss about quality a little too much. France for sure, like abso-fuckin-lutely match your standards, and have you genuinely appreciate things without even thoughts/complaints about how it should have been.
Scorpio (October 23- November 22)
Passionate, intense, secretive and mysterious, everyone is fascinated by it but not everyone can handle it. Take your neurotic egos to the cold land of deep history to realize/prove that underneath that icy heart is a fuzzy person.
Sagittarius (November 23- December 21)
India
You just can't have enough of surprises, and India has an obsession with them too. Don't expect the surprises to be good all the time, in fact they will rarely be. But that is what you like isn't it? Living everyday as an adventure (even when it's a pathetic one).
Capricorn (December 22- January 20)
If Japan had to be a sun sign, it really would be a capricorn. The nation follows obsessive compulsive neatness with immense subtlety and your oragnization greedy heart will love every road, every person, every building of this country.
Aquarius (January 21- February 18)
South Africa
Fun, energetic, aesthetic with enough space and nature for isolation. South Africa is the perfect place for your soulful persona which likes to have options between party-all-night and sitting-alone-by-beachside
Pisces (February 19- March 20)
You might wonder why the kindest of hearts should be sent bang in the middle of a noisy life-threatening country. Precisely because the fish are hesitant in leaving their ponds, swimming in circles often forgetting the vast ocean of endless colors and culture which lies awaiting for them.
